Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE?

"This Late Night Snark is A Ponzi Scheme!"

"Rick Perry becomes the Republican front-runner. Of course they're letting him run in front. He's the one with the gun."
---Stephen Colbert
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"The Justice Dept is trying to block the merger between AT&T and T-Mobile. It's only fair because AT&T keeps blocking the mergers between me and the people I try to call."
---Jimmy Fallon
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"Dick 'Kaboom' Cheney has written a book, and he says he wouldn't change anything. He feels strongly about this. He'd still invade the wrong country."
---David Letterman
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"President Obama?s new slogan is: 'I Thought We Could, But It Turns Out the Other Guys Are Assholes.'"
--?Jon Stewart
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"Joe Lieberman has written a memoir in which he reveals why having sex with his wife on the Sabbath is so important to him. It?s in the chapter called 'You Might Want to Skip This.'"
---Conan O'Brien

And five years ago:

"Another terrorism speech by the president is sort of like reruns of Seinfeld. It's on every night and we've memorized most of the lines."
---Craig Crawford on Countdown

Y'know, I warned you during the Memorial Day weekend not to blink because if you blinked it would be Labor Day weekend. And what did you do? Blinked! And here we are. I hhhhhhhope you're happy.

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